Funnies

Just a few funnies that I want to remember.

In the car, discussing with the kids where polar bears live, as well as where penguins live.  When we explained that the penguins live at the SOUTH pole and polar bears live at the NORTH, Jonathan was a bit perplexed.  "Wait....I thought penguins lived at the North Pole with Santa Claus."  Tim's response?  "Well, THAT explains why you haven't been getting anything on your list."  Tee hee!!

The other night, at the dinner table, we got a little silly.  Caroline threw her napkin at Tim, and missed WIDELY.  Hardly made it halfway down the table.  We harassed her a bit, then Victoria tossed her napkin.  Landed right on him.  We laughed and teased Caroline about how her sister was a better shot.  Caroline exclaimed, "well, the wind took hers!"  We ALL had a good laugh over that!!

Random Thoughts

Haven't posted in awhile....it's been a tad on the frustrating side here.  BUT....a little light shines here and there!!

Last week, when I picked up the boys from Bible study, Jonathan told me they had to tell a role model they had.  He said he chose me! Awwwwww!!!

Yesterday, we were watching a video about Creation and we saw greenish-yellowish pools, to which Victoria said, "that's sulfuric acid."  WHAT???  I mean, she was right, of course, but who knew she knew!?

Parenting is HARD

One of the most encouraging verses in the Bible about parenting is in Judges.  I hear you scoff, "Judges?"  Yes, Judges.

Manoah and his wife have been childless.  The angel of the Lord appears to the wife and tells her she's going to conceive and have a son.  Then he instructs her as to what she must do - drink no wine or fermented drink and eat nothing unclean.

The angel of the Lord comes back later and this time Manoah gets to talk to him too.  Manoah asked him, "When your words are fulfilled, what is to be the rule for the boy's life and work?"  That's me, wondering what the rules are to be for my kids....what will their future look like?

The angel of the Lord answered, "Your wife must do all that I have told her."  He repeats the previous instructions and says again, "She must do everything I have commanded her."

I LOVE that.  Did you figure it out?  We're not supposed to worry about our kids and their future.  We know what we're supposed to do (read the Bible, attend church, pray, be generous, love one another, etc., etc.), and God is going to take care of our kids' future.  It's not our job to know what they'll do for a job.  It's our job to train them in the way they should go....to bring them up in the fear of the Lord....to teach them to love the Lord our God with all their heart, with all their soul, with all their mind, and with all their strength....to teach them while we walk along the road, while we sit at home....to discipline and disciple them.  And frankly, that's more than enough for us to do!

I had very wise Sunday school teachers when my kids were very little.  They told me, "no guilt, no glory."  When you've done the best you can, following God as well as you can, you take no guilt on yourselves as to how your children turn out.....nor do you get the glory.  Samuel (Old Testament) was raised by Eli.  So were Eli's sons.  Eli's sons turned out bad and were struck down by God.  Samuel turned out very well.  Same parenting.  So what's the difference?  God.  God.  God.

He makes all the difference.

Van......

I was reading Rip Van Winkle to the kids and they laughed at the name.  "Van?"  I told them I was pretty sure it meant that the person was of Dutch descent.  "Oh."  Pause.  "You mean like Martin Van Buren?" That was Caroline.

Hooray!  She listens!

I don't know for sure that he was of Dutch descent (haven't googled him yet), but I was, again, just happy she listened!

Wow

Here's an awesome tidbit from our schooling today.

We've been studying American History and we just finished up with Andrew Jackson (and him ignoring the Supreme Court and relocating the Cherokees).  I asked a question (from the book we're using):  "Had the power of the presidency grown from the first president until now?"  Meaning Jackson, of course.

Peter thought for a moment and said, "no".  I was horrified....but then thrilled as he finished his thought.  "The power of the presidency didn't grow, but they acted like it did".

That just made my day.  :-)

I made him hunt down some examples of what presidents have done and the problem with their actions (Adams, the Sedition Act and the First Amendment), but really - I think he's already figured it out.

Praise God!

Our church "youngster" group (grades 4-6) is having a talent show on Saturday.  I was interested to hear what my kids would choose to do.  Jonathan is going to be an escape artist, with Peter handcuffing him (I know I'm going to regret that at some point).  Victoria is going to sing "I've Been Working on the Railroad" and Caroline...well, she wasn't sure.

She came to me today and she had written a song.  It made me cry.  Here are the lyrics:

I want to see you

I want to find you

I want to know you

So my life won't be so hard

What I want the MOST for my kids is for them to follow after Jesus.  I pray that this is just the very beginning of her passion for Christ.

No wonder...

...I struggle with whether my life/job is important.  Read this quote:

The truth is that years ago, before this generation of mothers was even born, our society decided where children rank in the list of important things. When abortion was legalized, we wrote it into law.

What a horrible, horrible....and then sickly truthful comment.

Motherhood is...

....transformation....

This is an amazing post - so encouraging to me!!
http://www.desiringgod.org/blog/posts/motherhood-is-application

Kings and Queens of England

We had some friends over the other day and somehow the question of Mary, Queen of Scots came up.  The question was raised by this friend - is she the same as "Bloody" Mary.  I started to answer, and my kids piped up, "no"!  Jonathan remarked that Mary, Queen of Scots was Elizabeth I's sister, while Peter said that "Bloody" Mary was her sister.

Hooray!  They listen!!